Attack of the Wicked Indian with a Lightsaber

Once upon a time there was a pirate named Joran. He used to be a skeleton but he turned into a pirate when he touched his magical sword, named Monkey Tail. After becoming a pirate, Joran set out on a quest to rid the world of wicked indians with lightsabers. (Indians without lightsabers are perfectly fine. It's just the ones with them that you have to worry about.) His trusty companion, Chaos the dog, accompanied him on his quest. Chaos once lost his tail to a wicked indian with a lightsaber. Fortunately he's part-lizard and he grew a new tail. It was never quite the same as his old tail though.

Chaos' weapon is a little bit different from Joran's Monkey Tail. He uses explosive green coconuts that he likes to call "Cocopuffs". His Cocopuffs work exceptionally well, until they roll under furniture where poor Chaos can't reach them. Then Joran has to pause his quest to retrieve Chaos' Cocopuffs.

Along the way, he met Elof, the knight from "Further In Castle". Elof is a kind and gentle knight, but he is a ruthless fighter. As they were engaged in a battle to see who was the better swordsman, along came Annelie, a wicked indian with a lightsaber! Joran and Elof decided to join forces and defeat Annelie once and for all!

As Joran distracted Annelie with amazing sword tricks, Chaos hurled Cocopuffs at her. (By "hurled", what I really mean is that he chewed on them.) Meanwhile, Elof attempted a surprise attack that wasn't much of a surprise since he shouted out, "HERE COMES MY SURPRISE ATTACK!" right before he did it. Then he leaped off of his perch on Most High Mountain and attempted to overtake Annelie.

Joran and Elof fought long and hard. But in the end, Annelie was victorious. She slayed both pirate and knight, took Monkey Tail into her possession, and persuaded Chaos to join forces with her. Beware of indians with lightsabers! Especially ones with Cocopuff-hurling sidekicks named Chaos!